Dina Colada

From $45K Lemonade Weekends to
$10M Brand Transformations

How a pickle lemonade hustler became the go-to funnel architect for food & wellness brands​

A customer once told me I was the oldest lemonade girl they'd ever seen...

Fair point. But I’m also probably the most profitable one. 

Most food consultants have never served world-class athletes…

Or had elite Italian mountain bikers come back three days in a row saying your coffee is the best they’ve ever had.

I'm not most consultants.

I’ve worked film crews.

Catered to movie stars.

Served elite athletes who demand perfection.

And every single experience taught me the SAME lesson:

It’s not about having the best product.

It’s about how you POSITION it.

But it wasn’t until I started selling pickle lemonade that everything clicked.

Nobody NEEDED pickle lemonade.

But I made them WANT it.

$5K in 2 days became my baseline.

Then $40K in 4 days.

Then $45K in 3 days.

I wasn’t just making sales… I was creating SYSTEMS, copy and design for small price-point products.

Those same systems helped scale a women’s health brand from $5M to $10M in 90 days.

By transforming their funnel and adding $12K/day in revenue.

Because whether it’s coffee for Italian cyclists or women’s health products…

The fundamentals are the same.

I help good products make stupid money.

Whether it’s pickle lemonade or premium supplements.

Period. 

Want to make it rain like it’s a $45K pickle lemonade weekend?

Skip the formal calendar booking BS.

Text me: 📱+1 304-871-4653

 

I’ll personally respond and we’ll figure out if we’re a good fit.

No sales pitch. Just a real conversation.

Fair warning: I only work with people who are SERIOUS about growth.
 
So come ready to talk real numbers.
 
P.S. Yes, I still have that lemonade stand. And yes, it still works. 
P.P.S. And my pickle lemonade… well… it’s the best in the world!