From Reiki Master to Marketing Maven...

(Plot twist: You don't have to choose)

Most "experts" will tell you to pick a lane:

Be spiritual OR be profitable.
Stay aligned OR get attention.
Keep it woo OR make it work.

Here's the truth...

As a Reiki Master, Oneness Blessing Facilitator, AND someone who made a pickle slushie go viral… I know something most “gurus” don’t: The WEIRDEST part of you is often the most PROFITABLE part.

But here's the divine download most won't share:
Energy work alone won't fund your mission.
And soulless marketing will drain your light.

You need both.

That's why I created the WEIRD™ Method:
It's what happens when you merge:

Ancient wisdom with AI innovation

Divine downloads with data-driven results

Spiritual alignment with scroll-stopping content

Because your gifts deserve to be seen AND sold.
(Without burning sage over your laptop hoping for sales)

"But Dina, how did you go from energy work to viral marketing?"

Plot twist: They're the same thing.

See, whether I'm:

Channeling Reiki energy
Creating viral content
Or making people wait in line for an hour to get a pickle slushie...

What happened? We took the SAME offer...
With the SAME traffic source...
And the SAME target audience...

But we made it IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
And they had a GREAT Product and offer, but their messaging was off.

(Clients have seen improvements, but individual results depend on various factors, including industry, effort, and market conditions).

This example demonstrates how strategic changes can impact messaging, but individual results may vary.

We help businesses optimize their messaging for better engagement. Results depend on multiple factors.
Click the green button and tell me about you and your biz and we'll see if we're a good fit...

WHO THIS IS FOR:

How? The WEIRD™ Method:

PLOT TWIST

Here's How We Turn YOU Into The Most Interesting Brand In Your Space:

Your Secret Weapon For Standing Out In a Sea of Sameness

INTRODUCING: THE WEIRD™ METHOD

🗣️ W - Worth Talking About Content

(That's why a pickle slushy had lines around the block)

💰 E - Engagement That Converts

(How we turned those lines into actual sales)

⚡ I - Interrupt The Industry Noise

(Nobody expects the pickle slushy revolution)

🔁 R - Repeat Purchase Psychology

(Why customers become cult followers)

🎨 D - Distinctive Brand Voice

(The secret to standing out without selling out)

READY FOR ANOTHER PLOT TWIST?

Because let’s be real… marketing alone won’t save a struggling business. You don’t just need attention—you need momentum.
That’s where the POP™ Method comes in.

🛑 P – Identify the Problem

Feeling stuck? You don’t have a business problem, you have an execution problem.

💡 O – Discover the Options 💡

There’s always a way forward. I’ll show you solutions you haven’t thought of yet.

🚀 P – Turn It Into a Project

Insight means nothing without action. Let’s turn your ‘I don’t know what to do’ into a clear plan.

"Insight means nothing without action. Let’s turn your ‘I don’t know what to do’ into a clear plan."
Ready to go from invisible AND stuck… to unforgettable AND unstoppable? Let’s WEIRD™ & POP™ your business to the top.

HERE'S HOW WE MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN:
(Without Making You Learn 47 New Skills)

PICK YOUR POWER-UPS:
(Mix & match whatever you need... we're not here to force you into some "all or nothing" BS)

PART 1: WORDS THAT SELL

→ EMAIL SEQUENCES DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE ENGAGMENT AND SALES POTENTIAL. Turn subscribers into superfans... then turn superfans into sales (Without sounding like every other "guru" in their inbox)

→ HUMANIZED AI CONTENT THAT ACTUALLY CONVERTS We'll clone your personality and turn it into a content-creating MACHINE (So you can show up everywhere... without burning out)

PART 2: VISUALS THAT HYPNOTIZE

→ BRAND IDENTITY THAT MAKES THEM STOP SCROLLING We'll nail both your voice AND visuals, so you're instantly recognizable (and impossible to scroll past). No more blending in with the "sea of sameness" in your industry. Your personality + our design magic = a brand that practically forces people to pay attention.

→ SCROLL-STOPPING AD CREATIVE Words + visuals that make prospects stop dead in their feed (Even if they're mindlessly doom scrolling at 2 AM)

→ CONVERSION-FOCUSED SALES PAGE DESIGN We'll turn your sales copy into a direct response MACHINE using proven layout & design principles. No more wondering if your page design is killing conversions. From strategic font choices to scroll-triggering patterns... we'll make sure your design HELPS your copy sell (Instead of fighting against it)

PART 3: "DO IT ALL FOR ME" SERVICE

→ SALES FUNNELS STRATEGY AIMED AT IMPROVING CUSTOMEMR CONVERSIONS Built for both conversions AND conversations (Because robots don't buy... but humans with credit cards do)

→ "PINK GLOVE" DONE-FOR-YOU SERVICE We handle everything from brand voice to funnel builds (So you can focus on being the face of your empire)

WHERE HUMAN GENIUS MEETS AI FIREPOWER (Because Robots Don't Understand Why Your Pickle Slushy Went Viral... But We Do)

The only question is: Ready to be known for something more interesting than pickle slushies?

Look, here's the truth about AI that most "gurus" won't tell you: AI is like having a Ferrari engine... But you still need a skilled driver behind the wheel. That's why we don't just "let the robots cook." Every piece of content we create goes through our proven human-AI hybrid process:

HERE'S HOW WE TURN YOUR BRAND INTO THE NEXT PICKLE SLUSHY:
(But you know... for YOUR industry)

We map out the psychology behind what makes brands go viral in your space

✨ HERE'S HOW THE MAGIC HAPPENS: ✨

PHASE 1: STRATEGY DEEP DIVE
We map out the psychology behind what makes brands go viral in your space
(Because trust us... there's always a method to the madness)

PHASE 2: CONTENT CREATION MACHINE
We build your custom human-AI hybrid system that pumps out attention-getting content
(10X faster than manual... but with that special sauce only humans can add)

PHASE 3: CONVERSION OPTIMIZATION
We make sure every piece of content is engineered to actually drive sales
(Not just rack up meaningless likes from broke tire-kickers)

PHASE 4: SCALE & MULTIPLY
Deploy proven systems that expand your reach without diluting your brand
(So you can be everywhere... while still feeling exclusive)

Think of it like this:

AI is our secret weapon...
But HUMANS are the special forces operators who know how to use it.

The only question is: Ready to be known for something more interesting than pickle slushies?

WHAT WE DO THE WEIRD WAY...

Built a Multi 6-Figure Food & Beverage Business using AI
(Including an 83% Revenue Jump in 12 months)
Built a successful beverage brand with an unconventional 4-day product launch strategy
Selected for BetaBlox from a global pool of applicants (exact number TBD... my compliance team is making me verify everything these days 🙄)
Speak Teach And Speak About AI, Marketing and Graphics Nationwide
Trained Tech Startup, Universities & Top Tech Companies (While speaking nationwide about AI & marketing)

A Freaking PICKLE SLUSHIE

WHEN WE GOT WEIRD IT TURNED INTO SPEAKING INVITES FROM COMPANIES LIKE:

MY PROMISE:

Because here's the truth...

If I can sell Pickle Slushies AND dating advice... While getting invited to speak about AI nationwide... Imagine what we can do with YOUR offer.

HERE'S WHAT YOUR ATTENTION MACHINE DELIVERS:

→ PATTERN-BREAKING CONTENT
That makes prospects stop dead in their feed
(Even if they're mindlessly doom scrolling at 2 AM)

→ FACEBOOK ADS DESIGNED TO ENHANCE CONVERSION POTENTIAL
Creative & copy that makes Zuck's algorithm love you
(While your competition keeps burning cash on boring)

→ EMAIL SEQUENCES THAT PRINT MONEY
Turn subscribers into superfans... then turn superfans into sales
(Without sounding like every other "guru" in their inbox)

→ FUNNELS THAT ACTUALLY WORK
Built for both conversions AND conversations
(Because robots don't buy... but humans with credit cards do)

→ VIRAL SYSTEMS THAT PAY
We'll map out your entire attention-getting ecosystem
(So you're not just "going viral"... you're going PROFITABLE)

Book Your "Stand Out Strategy Session" Below
(Let's make you famous for something better than pickles)

Ready to turn your business into an attention machine?
(Without having to invent any weird drinks...)
Here's the deal...

I only work with a handful of clients at a time.

And I'm pretty selective about who I partner with.

(Because creating attention-getting machines takes real work... and I genuinely care about getting you results.)

So if you're serious about standing out...

And ready to do something MORE interesting than pickle slushies...

Email me at dina@dinacolada.com with:

What your business does

Your current monthly revenue

What "boring" industry problem you're trying to solve

Subject line: "Ready To Stand Out"

If it feels like a fit, I'll shoot you my private calendar link within 24 hours.

If not, I'll let you know that too.
(Life's too short for partnerships that don't align.)

THE PROFITABLE WEIRDO NEWSLETTER
IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
IT. WILL. BE. WORTH. THE. WAIT.
But here are the deets if you've gotta know now...

Build Your Empire With AI... While Actually Enjoying Your Life (Without having to invent any weird drinks)

HOLD UP... THIS AIN'T YOUR TYPICAL GURU NEWSLETTER

You know those boring "business only" emails that make you wanna die inside?

Yeah... we don't do that here.

Instead, you're getting:

→ THIS WEEK'S MONEY MOVE
The main business/entrepreneurship insight that's making waves

→ MINDSET MAYHEM
Weird body, brain, tips to help you get where you want to go...

→ RELATIONSHIP REAL TALK
Quick hits on building better connections
(Because lonely at the top ain't the move)

→ TRAVEL TALES & FOOD FINDS
Where I'm exploring & what I'm eating
(Plus hidden gems you need to know about)

→ WEIRD OF THE WEEK
One strange thing that caught my attention
(Could be AI, could be pickle slushies... you never know)

Not ready to partner yet? No worries...

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From Reiki Master to Marketing Maven...

(Plot twist: You don't have to choose)

Most "experts" will tell you to pick a lane:

Be spiritual OR be profitable. Stay aligned OR get attention. Keep it woo OR make it work.

Here's the truth...

But here's the divine download most won't share: Energy work alone won't fund your mission. And soulless marketing will drain your light. You need both.That's why I created the WEIRD™ Method: It's what happens when you merge:

Ancient wisdom with AI innovation Divine downloads with data-driven results Spiritual alignment with scroll-stopping content

Because your gifts deserve to be seen AND sold. (Without burning sage over your laptop hoping for sales)

"But Dina, how did you go from energy work to viral marketing?" Plot twist: They're the same thing. See, whether I'm:

Channeling Reiki energy Creating viral content Or making people wait in line for an hour to get a pickle slushie...

What happened? We took the SAME offer... With the SAME traffic source... And the SAME target audience... But we made it IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.And they had a GREAT Product and offer, but their messaging was off.

(Clients have seen improvements, but individual results depend on various factors, including industry, effort, and market conditions).

This example demonstrates how strategic changes can impact messaging, but individual results may vary.

We help businesses optimize their messaging for better engagement. Results depend on multiple factors.Click the green button and tell me about you and your biz and we'll see if we're a good fit...

WHO THIS IS FOR:

How? The WEIRD™ Method:

PLOT TWIST

Here's How We Turn YOU Into The Most Interesting Brand In Your Space:

Your Secret Weapon For Standing Out In a Sea of Sameness

INTRODUCING: THE WEIRD™ METHOD

🗣️ W - Worth Talking About Content

(That's why a pickle slushy had lines around the block)

💰 E - Engagement That Converts

(How we turned those lines into actual sales)

⚡ I - Interrupt The Industry Noise

(Nobody expects the pickle slushy revolution)

🔁 R - Repeat Purchase Psychology

(Why customers become cult followers)

🎨 D - Distinctive Brand Voice

(The secret to standing out without selling out)

READY FOR ANOTHER PLOT TWIST?

Because let’s be real… marketing alone won’t save a struggling business. You don’t just need attention—you need momentum. That’s where the POP™ Method comes in.

🛑 P – Identify the Problem

Feeling stuck? You don’t have a business problem, you have an execution problem.

💡 O – Discover the Options 💡

There’s always a way forward. I’ll show you solutions you haven’t thought of yet.

🚀 P – Turn It Into a Project

Insight means nothing without action. Let’s turn your ‘I don’t know what to do’ into a clear plan.

"Insight means nothing without action. Let’s turn your ‘I don’t know what to do’ into a clear plan." Ready to go from invisible AND stuck… to unforgettable AND unstoppable? Let’s WEIRD™ & POP™ your business to the top.

HERE'S HOW WE MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN:(Without Making You Learn 47 New Skills)

PICK YOUR POWER-UPS: (Mix & match whatever you need... we're not here to force you into some "all or nothing" BS)

PART 1: WORDS THAT SELL

→ EMAIL SEQUENCES DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE ENGAGMENT AND SALES POTENTIAL. Turn subscribers into superfans... then turn superfans into sales (Without sounding like every other "guru" in their inbox)

→ HUMANIZED AI CONTENT THAT ACTUALLY CONVERTS We'll clone your personality and turn it into a content-creating MACHINE (So you can show up everywhere... without burning out)

PART 2: VISUALS THAT HYPNOTIZE

→ SCROLL-STOPPING AD CREATIVE Words + visuals that make prospects stop dead in their feed (Even if they're mindlessly doom scrolling at 2 AM)

PART 3: "DO IT ALL FOR ME" SERVICE

→ SALES FUNNELS STRATEGY AIMED AT IMPROVING CUSTOMEMR CONVERSIONS Built for both conversions AND conversations (Because robots don't buy... but humans with credit cards do)

→ "PINK GLOVE" DONE-FOR-YOU SERVICE We handle everything from brand voice to funnel builds (So you can focus on being the face of your empire)

WHERE HUMAN GENIUS MEETS AI FIREPOWER (Because Robots Don't Understand Why Your Pickle Slushy Went Viral... But We Do)

The only question is: Ready to be known for something more interesting than pickle slushies?

Look, here's the truth about AI that most "gurus" won't tell you: AI is like having a Ferrari engine... But you still need a skilled driver behind the wheel. That's why we don't just "let the robots cook." Every piece of content we create goes through our proven human-AI hybrid process:

HERE'S HOW WE TURN YOUR BRAND INTO THE NEXT PICKLE SLUSHY: (But you know... for YOUR industry)

We map out the psychology behind what makes brands go viral in your space

✨ HERE'S HOW THE MAGIC HAPPENS: ✨

PHASE 1: STRATEGY DEEP DIVE We map out the psychology behind what makes brands go viral in your space (Because trust us... there's always a method to the madness)

PHASE 2: CONTENT CREATION MACHINE We build your custom human-AI hybrid system that pumps out attention-getting content (10X faster than manual... but with that special sauce only humans can add)

PHASE 3: CONVERSION OPTIMIZATION We make sure every piece of content is engineered to actually drive sales (Not just rack up meaningless likes from broke tire-kickers)

PHASE 4: SCALE & MULTIPLY Deploy proven systems that expand your reach without diluting your brand (So you can be everywhere... while still feeling exclusive)

Think of it like this: AI is our secret weapon... But HUMANS are the special forces operators who know how to use it.

The only question is: Ready to be known for something more interesting than pickle slushies?

WHAT WE DO THE WEIRD WAY...

A Freaking PICKLE SLUSHIE

WHEN WE GOT WEIRD IT TURNED INTO SPEAKING INVITES FROM COMPANIES LIKE:

MY PROMISE:

Because here's the truth...

If I can sell Pickle Slushies AND dating advice... While getting invited to speak about AI nationwide... Imagine what we can do with YOUR offer.

HERE'S WHAT YOUR ATTENTION MACHINE DELIVERS:

→ PATTERN-BREAKING CONTENT That makes prospects stop dead in their feed (Even if they're mindlessly doom scrolling at 2 AM)

→ FACEBOOK ADS DESIGNED TO ENHANCE CONVERSION POTENTIAL Creative & copy that makes Zuck's algorithm love you (While your competition keeps burning cash on boring)

→ EMAIL SEQUENCES THAT PRINT MONEY Turn subscribers into superfans... then turn superfans into sales (Without sounding like every other "guru" in their inbox)

→ FUNNELS THAT ACTUALLY WORK Built for both conversions AND conversations (Because robots don't buy... but humans with credit cards do)

→ VIRAL SYSTEMS THAT PAY We'll map out your entire attention-getting ecosystem (So you're not just "going viral"... you're going PROFITABLE)

Book Your "Stand Out Strategy Session" Below (Let's make you famous for something better than pickles)

THE PROFITABLE WEIRDO NEWSLETTER IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. IT. WILL. BE. WORTH. THE. WAIT.But here are the deets if you've gotta know now...

Build Your Empire With AI... While Actually Enjoying Your Life (Without having to invent any weird drinks)

HOLD UP... THIS AIN'T YOUR TYPICAL GURU NEWSLETTER You know those boring "business only" emails that make you wanna die inside? Yeah... we don't do that here. Instead, you're getting:

→ THIS WEEK'S MONEY MOVE The main business/entrepreneurship insight that's making waves

→ MINDSET MAYHEM Weird body, brain, tips to help you get where you want to go...

→ RELATIONSHIP REAL TALK Quick hits on building better connections (Because lonely at the top ain't the move)

Be spiritual OR be profitable.
Stay aligned OR get attention.
Keep it woo OR make it work.

But here's the divine download most won't share:
Energy work alone won't fund your mission.
And soulless marketing will drain your light.

You need both.

That's why I created the WEIRD™ Method:
It's what happens when you merge:

Ancient wisdom with AI innovation

Divine downloads with data-driven results

Spiritual alignment with scroll-stopping content

Because your gifts deserve to be seen AND sold.
(Without burning sage over your laptop hoping for sales)

"But Dina, how did you go from energy work to viral marketing?"

Plot twist: They're the same thing.

See, whether I'm:

Channeling Reiki energy
Creating viral content
Or making people wait in line for an hour to get a pickle slushie...

What happened? We took the SAME offer...
With the SAME traffic source...
And the SAME target audience...

But we made it IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
And they had a GREAT Product and offer, but their messaging was off.

We help businesses optimize their messaging for better engagement. Results depend on multiple factors.
Click the green button and tell me about you and your biz and we'll see if we're a good fit...

Because let’s be real… marketing alone won’t save a struggling business. You don’t just need attention—you need momentum.
That’s where the POP™ Method comes in.

"Insight means nothing without action. Let’s turn your ‘I don’t know what to do’ into a clear plan."
Ready to go from invisible AND stuck… to unforgettable AND unstoppable? Let’s WEIRD™ & POP™ your business to the top.

HERE'S HOW WE MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN:
(Without Making You Learn 47 New Skills)

PICK YOUR POWER-UPS:
(Mix & match whatever you need... we're not here to force you into some "all or nothing" BS)

HERE'S HOW WE TURN YOUR BRAND INTO THE NEXT PICKLE SLUSHY:
(But you know... for YOUR industry)

PHASE 1: STRATEGY DEEP DIVE
We map out the psychology behind what makes brands go viral in your space
(Because trust us... there's always a method to the madness)

PHASE 2: CONTENT CREATION MACHINE
We build your custom human-AI hybrid system that pumps out attention-getting content
(10X faster than manual... but with that special sauce only humans can add)

PHASE 3: CONVERSION OPTIMIZATION
We make sure every piece of content is engineered to actually drive sales
(Not just rack up meaningless likes from broke tire-kickers)

PHASE 4: SCALE & MULTIPLY
Deploy proven systems that expand your reach without diluting your brand
(So you can be everywhere... while still feeling exclusive)

Think of it like this:

AI is our secret weapon...
But HUMANS are the special forces operators who know how to use it.

→ PATTERN-BREAKING CONTENT
That makes prospects stop dead in their feed
(Even if they're mindlessly doom scrolling at 2 AM)

→ FACEBOOK ADS DESIGNED TO ENHANCE CONVERSION POTENTIAL
Creative & copy that makes Zuck's algorithm love you
(While your competition keeps burning cash on boring)

→ EMAIL SEQUENCES THAT PRINT MONEY
Turn subscribers into superfans... then turn superfans into sales
(Without sounding like every other "guru" in their inbox)

→ FUNNELS THAT ACTUALLY WORK
Built for both conversions AND conversations
(Because robots don't buy... but humans with credit cards do)

→ VIRAL SYSTEMS THAT PAY
We'll map out your entire attention-getting ecosystem
(So you're not just "going viral"... you're going PROFITABLE)

Book Your "Stand Out Strategy Session" Below
(Let's make you famous for something better than pickles)

THE PROFITABLE WEIRDO NEWSLETTER
IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
IT. WILL. BE. WORTH. THE. WAIT.
But here are the deets if you've gotta know now...

HOLD UP... THIS AIN'T YOUR TYPICAL GURU NEWSLETTER

You know those boring "business only" emails that make you wanna die inside?

Yeah... we don't do that here.

Instead, you're getting:

→ THIS WEEK'S MONEY MOVE
The main business/entrepreneurship insight that's making waves

→ MINDSET MAYHEM
Weird body, brain, tips to help you get where you want to go...

→ RELATIONSHIP REAL TALK
Quick hits on building better connections
(Because lonely at the top ain't the move)

→ TRAVEL TALES & FOOD FINDS
Where I'm exploring & what I'm eating
(Plus hidden gems you need to know about)

→ WEIRD OF THE WEEK
One strange thing that caught my attention
(Could be AI, could be pickle slushies... you never know)